You said you would be the pillar, Equius.
YOU SAID YOU’D BE THE PILLAR.
BE THE FUCKING PILLAR.
WHAT A DICK.
Understatement of the decade, Vantas.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? AND DO YOU NEED HELP?
You clear your throat and adjust your glasses before meeting Karkat’s gaze.
D —> We plan to kill him
D —> In the most painful manner that time allows
D —> As for
D —> Assistance
D —> That is not what I came to you for
D —> I felt I should inform you
After basically climbing Equius to get back to your feet—and after many failed attempts due to slipperiness—you hike your pants up, button and zip, and shove your hands in your pockets.
This is big news.
You don’t really know what to say, either, so you settle for something simple.
BY WHO?
You put up with so much.
D —> Her former overseer
D —> That is the most likely culprit
D —> He has born a grudge against her for
D —> Some time now
You would have been done already if you hadn’t gotten tangled up in your pants and fallen over like an idiot.
Somehow, you manage to scuttle over to the door on your stomach and streeeeeeeeeetch to reach the doorknob because you can hear heavy breathing and the sound of sweat hitting the floor on the other side.
Equius must be here.
The door creaks open and you can see a sliver of grit teeth, wide-eyed passion, and hair spikier than Goku’s.
Karkat is in here.
D —> Kanaya’s old hive has
D —> Been destroyed
meddlingfashionista replied to your post: (( Getting snatched to go ask about jobs for…
No, be positive! Fake it until you make it! Also smile and stand up straight! Dont be so grouchy!
I offered a smile and a friendly hello and this is what they saw:
(( Getting snatched to go ask about jobs for places that probably won’t take me. Be back soon. ))
FUCK.
OK, LET ME PUT SOME PANTS ON.
> He’d better be doing that quickly, because you’re on your way to his room.
One could say you’re already there.
I PASSED OUT LIKE AN ABSOLUTE ASSMUNCH LAST NIGHT SO YOU’RE PROBABLY ASLEEP RIGHT NOW AND NOT ONLINE BUT I DON’T CARE.
WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TELL ME? AND DOES IT REQUIRE PUTTING PANTS ON PLEASE SAY NO.
D —> Yes
D —> Cover yourself
D —> You do not need to go anywhere but it is something I prefer to speak about in person
Come on pleeeease! I don’t know my way around here or anything.
> With a dark undertone.
If Gerald’s throw fucks up my feet when I land Kanaya’s gonna be in big trouble. Capisce?
D —> I do not know what condition your feet will be in
D —> We will find out
D —> In thirty-four sweeps
> You send the flight trajectory of Halley’s Comet to Gerald and order him to do it. He rushes forward and goes in for the throw.
You do a cool backflip.
(Source: indigenceinexcusable)
meddlingfashionista replied to your post:
Can you have Gerald throw me towards one of my friends?
D —> Intruders are not offered lu%uries
